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A little story i haven't yet told you.

Upon leaving the building in which Kaplan Manchester is based after having passed the first module of AAT 3 (I was actually skipping at the time) i had to reach the street via a revolving door. Now these doors are just the right size to hold 1 person at a time, which i was unaware of but that doesn't matter. Anyway, in my excitement i actually stepped into an occupied section, occupied by a young lady none-the-less, upon entering the doors the glass partition behind me slapped me in the backside resulting in an involuntary pelvic thrust from myself which then left me rubbing against one very surprised young lady, who let out a kind of yelp, injured? animal sound. This lady was so surprised that she missed the *get off* of the revolving doors and so, we went around again. On our second go around by way of apology i said "I'm sorry, i thought it was bigger" obviously meaning the space we were occupying and not my ding-a-ling.

Once out of the building and walking away i realised how naughty that apology had sounded.

Please don't judge me too harshly.



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So when are you seeing her again Neil?


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Lol, maybe i should have bought her flowers first. Anyway that is a spent criminal conviction.

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haha.. cracking story.

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brilliant!



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That made me laugh out loud.

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very funny Neil!!!!

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That made me chuckle...
So is that how you chat up people these days?
What would you have done if it was a man?????

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Not stepped into that section lol

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PMSL - love it!!!!!!!

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