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Amanda


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Good afternoon,

Well I thought I would just have a look at the Friday madness joke and where is it today DAVE?....................

ARe you not on here today, or gone to sleep?

 



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He's probably with Bob.

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But I like Dave :(

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Well someone must have kidnapped Bob and Dave isn't around so it must be him.

My powers of deduction are excellent.

Unless of course, Alternative Accountancy has turned out to be a lot more time consuming than previously thought. Otherwise someone must have locked him in a cupboard.



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One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.

He opened the doorto see his mum bent over the dresser and his daddy going for it behind her.

Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a wink as Johnny closed the door.

When he was done his dad went to check on Johnny.

He opened his bedroom door to find grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going for it behind her.

Dad yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"

Little Johnny replied "IT'S NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT'S YOUR MUM IS IT"

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They reckon the old ones are the best.

(See what i did there Steve?)


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Spamkebab wrote:

Well someone must have kidnapped Bob and Dave isn't around so it must be him.

My powers of deduction are excellent.

Unless of course, Alternative Accountancy has turned out to be a lot more time consuming than previously thought. Otherwise someone must have locked him in a cupboard.

 MAAT and all of a sudden he turns into Sherlock, Bob left the key the cupboard in the door, took me 48 hours to realise, but I am now back to raise more £1 coins for BKN

Dave



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Amanda wrote:

Good afternoon,

Well I thought I would just have a look at the Friday madness joke and where is it today DAVE?....................

ARe you not on here today, or gone to sleep?

 

 Oh Amanda did you miss me? I was out on Red Nose Day raising money for Charity and I have stated before sleeping is for CATS

 

Dave



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