A rabbit walks into a pub and  says to the barman, " Can I have  a pint of beer, and a Ham  and Cheese Toastie, please ? "
   

 
    
    The  barman is amazed, but gives  the rabbit a pint of beer and a  ham and cheese  toastie.

The  rabbit drinks the beer and  eats the toastie. He then  leaves.The following  night the rabbit returns and  again asks for a pint of beer,  and a Ham and Cheese  Toastie.  The  barman, now intrigued by the rabbit  and the extra drinkers  in the pub, (because  word gets round),  gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie.  The rabbit  consumes them and leaves.
 
The next  night, the  pub is packed.

In walks the rabbit and  says, 'A pint  of beer and a Ham and Cheese  Toastie,  please  barman.'  

The crowd is hushed as the barman  gives the rabbit  his pint and toastie, and then burst into  applause as the  rabbit wolfs them down

The next night  there is  standing room only in the pub.

Coaches have  been  laid on for the crowds of patrons  attending.

The  barman is  making more money in one week than he did all last  year 

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and  a  Ham and Cheese Toastie,  please  barman,

The barman says, 'I'm sorry  rabbit, old mate,  old mucker, but we are rightout  of them Ham and Cheese  Toasties...' 

The  rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has  quietened to  almost a whisper, when the barman clears  histhroat  nervously and says, 'We  do have a very nice Cheese and Onion  Toastie.'

The  rabbit  looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will  like  it.'

The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly   silent..

The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do  you  think that I would let down one of my best friends. I  know  you'll  love  it.' 'Ok,' says the rabbit,  'I'll have a pint of beer  and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'  The pub erupts with  glee as the rabbit quaffs  the beer and guzzles the toastie. 

He  then waves  to the crowd and leaves....

NEVER TO   RETURN!!!!!! 

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One year later, in the  now  impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only  served 4  drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls  time.

When  he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he  sees a small white  form,  floating  above the bar.. 

The  barman  says, 'Who are you?',

To which he is answered,  

'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent   your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you.   You made me famous.

You would come in every night  and  have a pint of beer and a Ham and CheeseToastie.  Masses came to  see you and this place was famous.'The  rabbit  says, 'Yes I know..' The barman said, 'I   remember, on your last night we didn't have any  Ham and  Cheese Toasties. You  had a Cheese and Onion one  instead.'

The rabbit said,  'Yes, you promised me that I  would love it.

The  barman said, 'You never came back,  what happened?'

'I  DIED',said  the  rabbit. 

'NO!'  said  the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause, the   rabbit said...


'Mixin-me-toasties.'

I knew youd love it!!  I only send you  the best ones..