Well Amanda I hope you know what you have let the other BKNers in for by your request for Friday Madness, feel free to add your joke of the day!
I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: 'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone