2.Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
3.This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dogs, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
4.Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac
5.Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
6.When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £4.95 a minute.
