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Just for you Amanda

 

I had to get rid of ny Dyslexic girlfriend as she kept cooking my sock!

 

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And he's just used his get out of jail free card... lol

Thought that you were going to save that one Dave, tut.

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Lol Shaun

Typical of me eh? Evrery one thinks I am a bit mad lol but it is my sense of humour that keeps me sane, my get out of jail for free card lasted for a mere 20 mins what a waste, will I ever learn? My Son text me that joke which made me laugh probably a little risque for the forum but members with a sense of humour will see the funny side lol.

Anyway have a great weekend

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Good un Dave. Proper party piece.

If you want to chat off forum you can get me on hotdogsandmustard at hotmail dot com

I'll sort you out with a professional email address from there. I have my fingers crossed that you are slightly mad!

Later,

Neil.

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Nice one Neil, my shrink says its not me thats mad but the others! My gaffers Birthday today so just popping out to get him a couple of CDs for his new car will email you later, thanks for the addy.


Have a good un

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TRAINING LINK wrote:

just popping out to get him a couple of CDs for his new car


Hey, serious profit.

if his new cars anything like his old one you're a definite winner on that swap.

 



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Do new cars still have CD players? I thought it was all ipods nowadays.

Very funny Dave!!


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I thought Dave was more of a Hillman type of guy.

I'm sure my mum kept knocking out babies so my dad would have to get rid of his Imp lol.

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OMG my dad had an imp, it was always blowing head gaskets and the person behind could never see as there was always so much smoke coming from the exhaust.


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Aluminium engines.

About as much use as chocolate teapots.

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Lol....nice one Dave.

My very first car was a Hillman Imp! Was always refusing to start and once it broke down on me on a very busy roundabout and I was 6 months pregnant! Was sad when it died though.

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Ooh, first cars thread.

miine was a little grey mini 850 van.

second car was a normal mini with a rotted out floor so you could actually see the front wheel going round as you were driving.

They just don't make cars like that anymore.

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Spamkebab wrote:

I thought Dave was more of a Hillman type of guy.

I'm sure my mum kept knocking out babies so my dad would have to get rid of his Imp lol.


 Yes I think Steve is a great bloke lol



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Amanda wrote:

OMG my dad had an imp, it was always blowing head gaskets and the person behind could never see as there was always so much smoke coming from the exhaust.


 Nice one Amanda, I have a new nickname now for my other half? She will from this day forward be known as IMP as she is forever blowing a gasket as well. Where would I be without BKN lol.

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