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You can just see the anticipation in his lil face... Go on then Dave, amuse me... Must be one of those days as the mix of the pic with the gets comfy line almost has me crying with laughter.
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Did you hear the one about a farmer who was feeding his chickens hot curries to flavour the meat to sell to Indian restaurants? One of the chickens died so he took it to the vet. On close inspection the vet said, Im very sorry but he appears to have slipped into a Korma!
Circus director Billy Schmart, upon hearing the news of the death of one of his performers a Mr Michael Turnball the human Cannonball said, He was a good man, it would be difficult to find a man of the same calibre
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his overalls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches forward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' manoeuvre works like a charm."
Good Ol One Liners
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
A day without sunshine is like... the night.
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
I met someone a few months ago and they had a dog and it was a cross between a cocker spaniel and a shitzu, you can imagine what it was called...............................cockershit!
Always nice to know you have made someone's day especially me ol Milk Tray girl lol.
The BKN get together should it get off the ground is open to all and not by personal invitation, but just for you. Joanne we would love you to attend the BKN Christmas meeting at the Boat Inn should you wish to attend.
I would love to accept your invitation Dave.
Michelle - Ive just read through the original thread! Cant believe I missed that - reckon Ive not been on here properly for over a month, no wonder Im knackered and in desperate need of the Milk Tray delivery!
My ass is just waiting to hear where and when. Where is the Boat Inn. Did someone say between York and Birmingham - isnt that Manchester then?
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The Boat Inn
222 Hampton Lane, Catherine-de-Barnes, Warwickshire B91 2TJ about 2 miles from Birmingham International Train Station, I can do any day will book it off as a networking event.
Thats a date then......just need to find a spare date in the old dairy now! Watch this space and leave the 90+year old g/f at home!
Lol oh don't worry about her, she will be home wrapping my Christmas present, (a mini Ipod) so it will be touch and go she gets it done before midnight on Christmas Eve.
Looking forward to it Jo, just be gentle with me I am very fragile lol. Nice touch with the Milk Tray Michelle.
Fragile - ha!
Michelle I reckon your daughter has bought you something fabulous but has hidden it from you until the big day ( I do hope so!!). My son was away for my birthday, he was a totally skint student and an Amazon parcel arrived the day before he was due back. I verbally battered him for yet again spending money he didnt have then felt rather sheepish as it was my birthday present!! You just never know with kids!
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I got a bit lost!! My SatNat failed (my AA map!!). I had a boot full and yes I had to eat them all to survive so now I cant get out of my car! Im worth waiting for, hahahahaha.
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I got a bit lost!! My SatNat failed (my AA map!!). I had a boot full and yes I had to eat them all to survive so now I cant get out of my car! Im worth waiting for, hahahahaha.
Lol Of that I have no doubt! So the Christmas get together seems to be between the 17-19th December hope you can attend on one of these dates Jo?
Hi Rob, very much looks like its dead in the water. Nice thought but logistically probably was never really going to happen, not heard back from Nick and Neil which only leaves the 3 of us, cant really see Michelle travelling to meet just the two of us. We will have to arrange a Christmas Skype party lol.
Lol well the fat lady is not singing yet she has just lost her voice, no fat lady singing means there is still hope. I still live in hope I will win a Luca but it aint never going to happen lol