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Oh and Shaun, that is his "waiting for birthday cake face". Obviously.



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Dave?



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It will be coming watch this space

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<Gets comfy> biggrin



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last last post so suits your picture, lol.

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Lol! Yes, he has a knack of always getting comfy, lazy lil sod!

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You can just see the anticipation in his lil face... Go on then Dave, amuse me... Must be one of those days as the mix of the pic with the gets comfy line almost has me crying with laughter.

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Did you hear the one about a farmer who was feeding his chickens hot curries to flavour the meat to sell to Indian restaurants? One of the chickens died so he took it to the vet. On close inspection the vet said, Im very sorry but he appears to have slipped into a Korma!

Circus director Billy Schmart, upon hearing the news of the death of one of his performers a Mr Michael Turnball the human Cannonball said, He was a good man, it would be difficult to find a man of the same calibre

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his overalls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches forward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' manoeuvre works like a charm."


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Thanks Dave!

I loved the hind-lick manoeuvre!

Have a great weekend everyone!



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What type of dog is it, its so cute!!

Dave - Very good, like your sense of humour!!

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He's a pug/shitzu cross Amanda and he's TOO cute - he's loved far too much esp by my daughter who doesn't give him a moments peace!

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Good one Dave... !!!  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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I met someone a few months ago and they had a dog and it was a cross between a cocker spaniel and a shitzu, you can imagine what it was called...............................cockershit!

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Believe me Amanda, a cockershit is better than a shittycock hmm



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Oh God Rob!!! I have just nearly fell off the chair with laughter!!

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I would just like to say if anyone was offended by that remark...it's all Amanda's fault for leading me down that iniquitous path....

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Not my fault Rob!!! you must have been drinking!

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Lol.....love it. Was that a joke Amanda, or was it real?

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Im a bit slow this week, didnt get the Friday laugh until Wednesday, but Rob......what can I say, I fell of my chair!

Dave - you made my day!



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Hey Joanne

Always nice to know you have made someone's day especially me ol Milk Tray girl lol.

The BKN get together should it get off the ground is open to all and not by personal invitation, but just for you. Joanne we would love you to attend the BKN Christmas meeting at the Boat Inn should you wish to attend.

There you go, hows that? lol

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Errrr, I think you mean...

Jo, get your ass to the do!

That is all.

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I would love to accept your invitation Dave.
Michelle - Ive just read through the original thread! Cant believe I missed that - reckon Ive not been on here properly for over a month, no wonder Im knackered and in desperate need of the Milk Tray delivery!

My ass is just waiting to hear where and when. Where is the Boat Inn. Did someone say between York and Birmingham - isnt that Manchester then?


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The Boat Inn
222 Hampton Lane, Catherine-de-Barnes, Warwickshire B91 2TJ about 2 miles from Birmingham International Train Station, I can do any day will book it off as a networking event.

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Thats a date then......just need to find a spare date in the old dairy now! Watch this space and leave the 90+year old g/f at home!



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Just for you Joanne!



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Thank you!!!!!!

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Cheshire wrote:

Thats a date then......just need to find a spare date in the old dairy now! Watch this space and leave the 90+year old g/f at home!


 Lol oh don't worry about her, she will be home wrapping my Christmas present, (a mini Ipod) so it will be touch and go she gets it done before midnight on Christmas Eve.

Looking forward to it Jo, just be gentle with me I am very fragile lol. Nice touch with the Milk Tray Michelle.

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It would be a nicer touch if they were mine!! Bleedin kids.. my daughter has bought them for her boyf mother!!

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Fragile - ha!
Michelle I reckon your daughter has bought you something fabulous but has hidden it from you until the big day ( I do hope so!!). My son was away for my birthday, he was a totally skint student and an Amazon parcel arrived the day before he was due back. I verbally battered him for yet again spending money he didnt have then felt rather sheepish as it was my birthday present!! You just never know with kids!

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Don't worry Michelle I will be doing a raffle at the BKN bash where 2 boxes will be given out, I think I have a good idea who the winners will be lol

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I have been told that "actually, Nanna gave them to me to give to her, because she gave me a lift the other day"

Bleedin Nannas..... I'll be having a word with my Mum and reminding her that charity starts at home!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Dave - I am a quality street girl, myself :)

Nothin' too shabby for Shelle ;0)

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So by that logic - everytime you give someone a lift you get a box of milk tray? My son owes me BIG time!

Dave's running to the shops as we speak. He can share the spare box with Shaun.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooo Quality street are for sharing! Milk Tray for self indulgence. Indulge me Joanne? biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin lol

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I will go and buy you a box now! Give me a coupla hours to get to the Wild West Midlands.heart.gif



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Sounds like you need your houses attached by a zip wire!!



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Cheshire wrote:

I will go and buy you a box now! Give me a coupla hours to get to the Wild West Midlands.heart.gif


 Well I waited, and waited and waited and you never showed? Still lovely to wake up to probably the very first ever BKN love heartbiggrin

You must have been eating them on the journey and ate them all so turned back, I can wait, all good things to those who wait lol

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FoxAccountancyServices wrote:

Sounds like you need your houses attached by a zip wire!!


 Well it is Milk Tray biggrin



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I got a bit lost!! My SatNat failed (my AA map!!). I had a boot full and yes I had to eat them all to survive so now I cant get out of my car! Im worth waiting for, hahahahaha.

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Cheshire wrote:

I got a bit lost!! My SatNat failed (my AA map!!). I had a boot full and yes I had to eat them all to survive so now I cant get out of my car! Im worth waiting for, hahahahaha.


 Lol Of that I have no doubt! So the Christmas get together seems to be between the 17-19th December hope you can attend on one of these dates Jo?

 

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Oh noooooooo! Im down in Bath that week.cry.gif



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Just bumping this...is it dead in the water as all has gone a bit quiet and I'm needing to book clients in that week?

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Hi Rob, very much looks like its dead in the water. Nice thought but logistically probably was never really going to happen, not heard back from Nick and Neil which only leaves the 3 of us, cant really see Michelle travelling to meet just the two of us. We will have to arrange a Christmas Skype party lol.

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You never know Dave, Michelle may think it perversely amusing to see you doing the conga with your dodgy hips!

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Lol well the fat lady is not singing yet she has just lost her voice, no fat lady singing means there is still hope. I still live in hope I will win a Luca but it aint never going to happen lol

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