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Thank F**k It's Friday...

Probably heard these before, but good one's never fail to make you smile ! Enjoy...

 

What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
'Mind the GAAP'.

Why was the accountant in rehab?
Solvency abuse.

What's an accountant's favourite book?
50 Shades of Grey.

Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant?
He got his client's charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency.

Did you hear about the cannibal bookkeeper?
She charges an arm and a leg.

Why did the Irish bookkeeper go bust?
A library opened next door.

Did you hear about the fraudulent Irish Finance Director?
He burnt his office down trying to cook the books.

What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.

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I reckon everyone is being a bit shy this weekend. Made me smile though, on Sunday!!  Thanks biggrin



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Thoughts are my own/not to be regarded as official advice,which should be sought from a suitably qualified Accountant.

You should check out answers with reference to the legal position



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Very good!!!

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