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Well I couldn't let Christmas Eve come without some corny festive fun now could I?

 

 

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !

 

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !

 

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !

 

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!

 

What do you call an old snowman?

Water

 

Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm

 

Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

 

An honest politician, a kind and giving Accountant and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a £20 note.  Which one picked it up?
Santa!  The other two don't exist!

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick !

 

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

 

Have a Good Un

Dave



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Dave Campbell


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Nice one Dave, made me chuckle.

 



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Only just read these! Nice jokes Dave........you been on the Christmas Crackers again? Lol



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