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Dear Mr Moderator, sir

Just noticed that in my last post I hit the Jackpot.  

Please could you let me know what my prize is?

I thank you 



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You have to make a claim on your 777th post. 778 now makes your claim invalid. Please refer to site terms and condition - Section 4 paragraph 3 subsection 2. You do of course have the right to appeal. Thank you for your continued support.

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Unfortunately since the post count now shows 778 we cannot confirm that the attached document has not been tampered with.

We will of course perform a thougher investigation of the claim and should it prove successful you will receive one get out of jail free card usable on the site at any time.

Note that certain site offences require more than one get out of jail free card. For example use of the term "thats what I thought" in response to an answer given on the site.

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I had to get my magnifying glass out to read those terms and conditions Johnny.

It says "in order to make a claim the post containing 777 should be clearly evident"  I have passed this on to my lawyers who are now rubbing their hands with glee and £ signs have appeared in their eyes.

 



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Lol Johnny.

Those terms and conditions would of course be the extended version in the third filing cabinet on the left hand side of the cellar that has yet to have a staircase built to access.



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Thats what I thought Shaun.

Oh $*!!  what have i just done cry



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Shouldn't that filing cabinet be locked, and kept in a disused lavatory with a sign outside saying 'beware of the leopard' ?

Hmm... Removes Youtube insert and replaces it with the link above. It seems the Youtube button uses some old Flash-based protocol, and I discourage the use of Adobe Flash.



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