I've had such a giggle on Aweb tonight, appears that the old guard are all about to start a rebellion, well actually its already begun, although the aren't many of them left on there. How things can go so badly wrong in just a few short days. Would suggest we try to get them over to the lovely BKN site, but most of them wouldnt cope with it's loveliness!
Classic post from from the dark side......Hi guys I reckon some of you could help with this cos you seem to know what to do I have got a buisnes and I make stuff Im a blacksmith and I sell my stuff everywhere and I mean everywhere including Scotland the thing is that my mate phil helped me to make a company instead of me doing my own thing all the time and Ive got to do some kind of corpration tax forms to fill and send to the inland revenue my mate phil who works on the bins and nows lots of stuff and when I say lots of stuff I mean lots and lots of stuff says I dont have to fill in the forms if all the dosh I get in a year is less than 83k then I dont have to fill in the form but I cant find anythink about that on google phil is a grate mate and I dont like going behind his back but I am not sure it is 83k I reckon some of you now somethink about this kind of stuff and what the right amount of dosh it is so if you have anyideas just pass it on to me cheers, guys
.........plus theode to Portia, which is much better than the one on here some while cbk to some writer. http://www.accountingweb.co.uk/any-answers/optimum-salary-201617#comment-536952
who needs comedy TV!!
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Ha. They are a pretty scary bunch compared to on here. Can be downright rude and very scathing on an hourly basis! They used to have some good info, but the old guard having been disappearing in droves over the last few days, its actually been commented on by a few of their most regular contributors. All down to a complete re-vamp of the website which hasnt gone down well.
No - that post isnt genuine, its one of the oldies having a laugh at Awebs expense, but just cant work out which one it is, although I have my suspicions.
I wouldnt bother Julie - its much nicer on here!
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Joanne
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At least yours was sensible enough to get a professional on board. I reckon the should be some added questions on self assessments and Ct returns and the like:-
in completing this declaration did you ask your mate down the pub? Was he drunk or sober at the time the question was posed?
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Joanne
Winner of Bookkeeper of the Year 2015, 2016 & 2017
Thoughts are my own/not to be regarded as official advice,which should be sought from a suitably qualified Accountant.
You should check out answers with reference to the legal position
