Any someone (senior to me who does all the other book keeping side, I do payroll & CIS) managed to add 4 separate identical pay elements to Sage (for travel allowance) instead of the one I'd already set up and also sent a cheque to a new sub-contractor without verifying them (and of course they are Standard Rate)
Just so happens that I'm selling a shovel, a torch and half a bag of lime... Absolutely no idea where the bookkeeper went who prompted me to buy them (but I do live next to 28 square miles of forest ).... Just thought that you might find them useful
... On second thoughts reading through the set of books that I'm hacking around at the moment forget that offer, I may need them again!!!
(no worries though I can't dispose of the bodies anywhere near as fast as the training companies are churning em out).
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Shaun
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And that comment comes straight after watching Tales of the Unexpected, where the husband has just dug a deep hole in his cellar, in order to dispose of his wife (the delightful Cheryl Hall) who has been unfaithful.
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John
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And that comment comes straight after watching Tales of the Unexpected, where the husband has just dug a deep hole in his cellar, in order to dispose of his wife (the delightful Cheryl Hall) who has been unfaithful.
not seen it, when's that on TV John? I was thinking more of the patio in Brookside.
My TV at the moment tends to be Suits on a Sunday night plus Silicon Valley and Banshee on the now TV box as at least you can watchboxsets on that long after all of the other channels have given up trying to entertain people for the evening. (This job definitely makes you nocturnal).
I remember seeing those Tales of the unexpected many, many years ago (back when there were only three channels on the TV). The one that stuck out in my mind was the antique dealer who found a chippendale in perfect condition in a house clearance. He convinced its owners (who had acquired it in a sale at the local hall) that it was just scrap and all that he was interested in were the handles.
Needless to say as he went away all happy to get the van the owners smashed it up in order to be helpful so that the handles were ready for him on his return.
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Shaun
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Oh lovely lol. I had waited in for a parcel delivery and was channel hopping. Watched most of Peak Practice then fell on TOTU. It was on ITV back in the 80's and I would watch it back then if I was around when it was on. It was on Sky Arts this dinnertime, believe it or not!
I don't watch many TV programmes, but my diet at the moment is Liverpool 1 on a Monday, Wentworth on a Tuesday, Spooks on a Saturday, and I've got Band of Gold series 3 recorded. Also lined up when and if I get round to watching them are Waterloo Road series 1-7 and Bad Girls complete.
1st episode of Rebus starts tonight on Alibi as well so I'd love to watch them all the way through. I've seen a couple with Ken Stott in and they are really good.
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John
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Actually I read a post recently from a self employed bookkeeper (not on here!) that had me howling laughing. Asking who would do the work if she took time off (or words to that effect).
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Joanne
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Lol boys - sounds like you are both having marathon telly watching sessions......and you keep saying how busy you are.....now we know with what!!!
I recall Tales of the Unexpected -it was prime time telly watching on a Sunday or some such (yes ok in the days when we didnt have any choice!) - I just recall the wobbly sets and my Mum saying 'oh I didnt expect that' at the end of the program, which just had my brothers and I in fits of the giggles.
My prime time telly yesterday was, Im sure the same as Johns watching the ManU match - one game, one trophy!
Thought you might like this - although I reckon some of us still havent got most of these now (not mentioning nay names)!!! John will get the last line.
Gosh - I wouldnt have thought the internet was that old! How time flies and you forget as its an integral part of life now.
lol - I looked at the first two minutes of that You Tube vid - wonky filming galore. I recall the dreadful opening scenes with that music! I might watch the rest of that later with my dinner!
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I think early August 1991 (i.e. 25 years ago last week) is recognised by some as the birth of the web - which isn't the internet, it's just a service running on top of it, just like email for example.
I deliberately chose email as an example because - inspired by an intriguing question on a forum - I wrote a bloggy thing just over a year ago comparing how emails should be formatted (interleaved replies, plain text) against how most people typically format them (reply at the top, usually html), because I'd noticed that a couple of my clients sometimes reply to me attempting to interleave their replies but using html.
Key dates mentioned in that post: POP3, 1988 (that's POP3; there was POP2 before that, and POP earlier still) and IMAP, 1986.
Email, like the web, is merely a service that is provided over a network - usually the internet.
Another key date in that post: the web's true birth was in 1989. The reason August 1991 is recognised is because that's when Tim Berners-Lee made a document available publicly (on a usenet newsgroup no less - NNTP, another network protocol that was already in use on the internet), and is therefore when the web became a service that anyone on the internet could use.
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Vince M Hudd - Soft Rock Software
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What about your culpa? (And what is a culpa anyway?)*
I also only know the odd phrase - I didn't go to a posh school that taught foreign dead languages. I went to a common school where we were taught French and/or German.
Well, I say "taught" - but I use the term very loosely, because for it to have been "taught" there really should have been some "learning". o;)
* I'm probably being a little obtuse there, so I'll explain myself. The correct first word is "mea" not "mae", so I'm deliberately reading the "ae" in "mae" as ponounced like "eye", to give "my" - i.e. "my culpa". Before I spotted the mistake I was going to ask "You're a what, now?" - reading it as "me a".
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Vince M Hudd - Soft Rock Software
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'However, we all know is that culpa was mentioned by Barry Manilow. "At the culpa, culpa cobana"'
Hmm... I could contact him to ask what a culpa is, then, but I don't think he wants to hear from after I upset him by asking how he bemused a triangle.
COAT, PLEASE!
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