Normally with these lists I've heard many of them before but you've managed to find a bunch of new one's (except the Never argue with a fool one) so well done you matey.
Don't know why but as I was reading them my mind slipped into Milton Jones saying them as its very much his sense of humour.
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I've heard 3 of them before, so a lot of them are new to me as well.
I rate Tim Vine quite highly, who is very much a "pun"dit. His wrong on so many levels joke was people nicking cars from multi storey car parks. A couple of others were "Bought some Velcro the other day, what a rip off" and the bloke seen crying on a sit on mower. When asked what was up, his wife replied "oh, he's just going through a rough patch"
Only briefly seen Milton Jones on Mock The Week, and didn't know his name. But many a chuckle in that clip, thanks Shaun.
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Im not saying the Mother in Law is a big woman! But her belly button has an Echo :)
Love one liners and Tim is certainly the king of them, does he not hold the world record for telling the most jokes in an allotted amount of time?
I have always said it is humour that keeps me sane, I like to laugh and make people laugh, but there is a line where people think your a fool which I have crossed numerous times, I can feel a Norman Wisdom song coming on lol
