The last one of 2019, for the next one I need perfect vision.
To the person who stole my anti-depressant tablets, I hope you're happy with yourself.
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After 7 years in the medical profession, a good friend of mine has been struck off after sleeping with one of his patients, and can no longer work in the profession he loves. Pity, as he's a lovely bloke and a brilliant vet.
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I'm a bit worried about my other mate as I've just discovered he likes to drink brake fluid. I expressed my concern but he assures me he can stop at any time.
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Why has Edward Woodward got so many D's in his name? Because Ewar Woowar sounds a bit daft.
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I was at my local butchers today and noticed the young lad who helped out wasn't there. "Wheres Dave?" I enquired. "I had to sack him", said the butcher, "caught him having sex with the bacon slicer" I grimaced at the thought of it and said "what about the bacon slicer?" "Aye", he said, "I had to sack her as well"
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