Introductions and Time Out - The Book-keepers Forum (UK)

bro0010 · bro0010

In certain parts of Belfast tax is pronounced as tex. In Ballymena, sex is pronounced as sacks. What about your neck of the woods?

Cheshire · Cheshire

A article from Business Desk - how many of these have you heard? Or how many have you used? Ive thought of another to list under B - something to do with male cows and the brown stuff! "GOING forward" into 2015, it felt like a good time to dust down our A-Z of the hideous, but all too frequentl...

Claire D · Claire D

Hi My name is Claire and I have started a bookkeeping/Payroll business in Blackpool. I am a single mum with 2 girls and am doing a degree in business and financial management. I currently have a handful of clients but am looking to expand

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

What is it with Nigel Farage and his quips and how and why do people vote for his party? Now as if his gaff about traffic jams being the fault of the amount of illegal immigrant's in the country he then makes a stupid statement about women who breast feed in public places and stores like Claridge's after a y...

Peasie · Peasie

This will be quite a ramble. This morning I was taking over the bookkeeping for a café from another bookkeeper that's moved out the area - but not far away and they still come back quite often. I don't know if it acrimonious or not. Probably not. I didn't want to meet at my flat as it isn't a nice area now and I...

AutumnLeaf · AutumnLeaf

I'm new, so just thought I'd say hi. Katrina

rafapak · rafapak

hi guys I wonder if it is possible to delete post that has already been posted on forum. Can this be done only by admin or regular members can do it too?

Cheshire · Cheshire

I have to deal with the German tax authorities in an attempt to get them to stop taking withhokding tax for a limited company client. ive asked the accountants to quote for doing the work but they are ignoring my emails so I'm guessing they don't want the work. Just wondering if anyone has any experienc...

ATM Business Services · ATM Business Services

Hi, I am a newbie in Aberdeenshire. I am a self employed book-keeper/virtual assistant. I have recently signed up a couple of new clients who need basic book keeping & payroll assistance. Having just returned to the land of the living after sending my youngest child off to school I am finding...

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

Well done to all the winners and finalists of the ICB Luca Bookkeeping awards which were held at the BAFTA'S last night. Delighted to find out Training Link won the ICB Training Provider Of The Year award for the 3rd year running and their student Clare Mannall won the Student Of The Year award. Dave

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. Dave

rafapak · rafapak

hi guys do you know how the author of the message can delete message that he has already posted on the forum?

Elaine R · Elaine R

Hello, Feeling a bit fed up so thought I'd come on the forum and share my fedupness with you. I've not been progressing at work and as I want to learn new stuff and also earn some extra cash I set up my own business doing basic bookkeeping and a small amount of very simple self-assessments for people. It's...

Cazza40 · Cazza40

Hello I am new to all this, but two friends have decided to start a business up and I have been roped in to do the books and payroll - the pay roll side of it is totally new to me and I have no idea where to start To make matters worse, they started one company and due to red tape had to wait and so decided to start a...

kjmcculloch83 · kjmcculloch83

This is something I've been thinking long and hard about today. A few weeks ago I joined a marketing service. I accept it was aimed at women, but marketing is marketing right? Anyone running a business faces the same challenges don't they? Does it matter if they are male, female or anything else fo...

Ben89 · Ben89

Hello all, My name is Ben..I set up my bookkeeping business back in March. I'm AAT qualified and may look into accounting in the future. Things have started slower than anticipated but it's gradually getting better. Oh and I'm based in Cornwall.

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

A dying man gives each of his best friends -- an Accountant, doctor and clergyman -- an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin. A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergyman confesses that he only put $10,000 in...

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

How funny is this? I have had to watch it on repeat 100 times and bless her cotton socks she is a brummie as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL5Cf-CFJU Dave -- Edited by Dave Campbell on Wednesday 27th of August 2014 10:23:38 AM

Peasie · Peasie

I could have posted this in the VAT section of this forum but chose to post it in here instead. The UK currently has food at 0% rate of VAT. Now, I'm fairly certain that other EU countries don't get this and will likely have a minimum rate of 5%. This is what I believe the EU wants as a minimum rate (but the UK an...

DaveCampbell · DaveCampbell

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "'What about the othe...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Tex / Tax (Preview) In certain parts of Belfast tax is pronounced as tex. In Ballymena, sex is pronounced as sacks. What about your neck of the woods?	bro0010	8	1585	Tue Dec 30 20:05 2014 by Cheshire
	Oh dont you just love this Corporate world (Preview) A article from Business Desk - how many of these have you heard? Or how many have you used? Ive thought of another to list under B - something to do with male cows and the brown stuff! "GOING forward" into 2015, it felt like a good time to dust down our A-Z of the hideous, but all too frequentl...	Cheshire	6	1346	Sun Dec 21 11:08 2014 by Cheshire
	Hello i'm new from Blackpool (Preview) Hi My name is Claire and I have started a bookkeeping/Payroll business in Blackpool. I am a single mum with 2 girls and am doing a degree in business and financial management. I currently have a handful of clients but am looking to expand	Claire D	18	1924	Wed Dec 17 14:11 2014 by Cheshire
	UKIP (Preview) What is it with Nigel Farage and his quips and how and why do people vote for his party? Now as if his gaff about traffic jams being the fault of the amount of illegal immigrant's in the country he then makes a stupid statement about women who breast feed in public places and stores like Claridge's after a y...	DaveCampbell	5	1466	Sat Dec 13 15:22 2014 by Wella
	I just can't win. (Preview) This will be quite a ramble. This morning I was taking over the bookkeeping for a café from another bookkeeper that's moved out the area - but not far away and they still come back quite often. I don't know if it acrimonious or not. Probably not. I didn't want to meet at my flat as it isn't a nice area now and I...	Peasie	16	1806	Fri Dec 12 14:30 2014 by 111 Bookkeeping and Payroll
	Hello (Preview) I'm new, so just thought I'd say hi. Katrina	AutumnLeaf	3	1198	Sat Dec 6 12:15 2014 by RobH
	how to delete post? (Preview) hi guys I wonder if it is possible to delete post that has already been posted on forum. Can this be done only by admin or regular members can do it too?	rafapak	5	1094	Fri Dec 5 14:43 2014 by Rhianrach
	German withholding tax (Preview) I have to deal with the German tax authorities in an attempt to get them to stop taking withhokding tax for a limited company client. ive asked the accountants to quote for doing the work but they are ignoring my emails so I'm guessing they don't want the work. Just wondering if anyone has any experienc...	Cheshire	4	1135	Tue Dec 2 08:40 2014 by Cheshire
	Newbie in Aberdeenshire (Preview) Hi, I am a newbie in Aberdeenshire. I am a self employed book-keeper/virtual assistant. I have recently signed up a couple of new clients who need basic book keeping & payroll assistance. Having just returned to the land of the living after sending my youngest child off to school I am finding...	ATM Business Services	18	1493	Fri Nov 28 22:02 2014 by Cheshire
	ICB Awards (Preview) Well done to all the winners and finalists of the ICB Luca Bookkeeping awards which were held at the BAFTA'S last night. Delighted to find out Training Link won the ICB Training Provider Of The Year award for the 3rd year running and their student Clare Mannall won the Student Of The Year award. Dave	DaveCampbell	20	1779	Thu Nov 27 13:53 2014 by FoxAccountancyServices
	Monday Fun (Preview) The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. Dave	DaveCampbell	1	1348	Mon Nov 24 09:47 2014 by Shamus
	how to delete post? (Preview) hi guys do you know how the author of the message can delete message that he has already posted on the forum?	rafapak	2	1547	Sat Nov 22 01:03 2014 by Shamus
	FedUp.com (Preview) Hello, Feeling a bit fed up so thought I'd come on the forum and share my fedupness with you. I've not been progressing at work and as I want to learn new stuff and also earn some extra cash I set up my own business doing basic bookkeeping and a small amount of very simple self-assessments for people. It's...	Elaine R	8	1652	Wed Oct 22 23:17 2014 by Ben89
	What have I done? (Preview) Hello I am new to all this, but two friends have decided to start a business up and I have been roped in to do the books and payroll - the pay roll side of it is totally new to me and I have no idea where to start To make matters worse, they started one company and due to red tape had to wait and so decided to start a...	Cazza40	4	1806	Sun Oct 12 17:54 2014 by Stardoe
	Is discrimination ever right? (Preview) This is something I've been thinking long and hard about today. A few weeks ago I joined a marketing service. I accept it was aimed at women, but marketing is marketing right? Anyone running a business faces the same challenges don't they? Does it matter if they are male, female or anything else fo...	kjmcculloch83	28	2498	Thu Oct 2 08:06 2014 by Shamus
	Another newbie (Preview) Hello all, My name is Ben..I set up my bookkeeping business back in March. I'm AAT qualified and may look into accounting in the future. Things have started slower than anticipated but it's gradually getting better. Oh and I'm based in Cornwall.	Ben89	8	1193	Wed Oct 1 15:47 2014 by 111 Bookkeeping and Payroll
	Sunday Fun (Preview) A dying man gives each of his best friends -- an Accountant, doctor and clergyman -- an envelope containing $25,000 in cash to be placed in his coffin. A week later the man dies and the friends each place an envelope in the coffin. Several months later, the clergyman confesses that he only put $10,000 in...	DaveCampbell	2	1096	Sun Sep 14 13:23 2014 by lainy
	ICE Bucket Challenge (Preview) How funny is this? I have had to watch it on repeat 100 times and bless her cotton socks she is a brummie as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waL5Cf-CFJU Dave -- Edited by Dave Campbell on Wednesday 27th of August 2014 10:23:38 AM	DaveCampbell	24	2968	Fri Sep 12 13:20 2014 by Amanda
	VAT and Scottish Independence (forum chosen deliberately). (Preview) I could have posted this in the VAT section of this forum but chose to post it in here instead. The UK currently has food at 0% rate of VAT. Now, I'm fairly certain that other EU countries don't get this and will likely have a minimum rate of 5%. This is what I believe the EU wants as a minimum rate (but the UK an...	Peasie	8	1359	Fri Sep 12 10:08 2014 by Rhianrach
	FRIDAY FUN IS BACK FOR 1 WEEK ONLY (Preview) A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "'What about the othe...	DaveCampbell	3	1221	Fri Sep 12 09:02 2014 by Cheshire
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