Introductions and Time Out - The Book-keepers Forum (UK)

Leger · Leger

My daft mate Dave has applied to be a detective. At the interview he was asked what 1 + 1 is."Eleven", he replied.The Interviewer thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess he's right!""What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks."Today and Tomorrow", he replied.The sheri...

Leger · Leger

Was speaking to my mate earlier and was reminded off a couple of jokes. Bloke walks into a chippy and said "I want some f**ing fish and chips. The friar ignores him and the bloke repeats it. The friar looks up, annoyed, and said "Where's your manners young man?" The bloke says "I want some f***ing f...

Cheshire · Cheshire

Seems to be that time! The BKN logo looks like it needs renewing again.

Cheshire · Cheshire

Everytime I click on a post I get an advert popping up, I have to back out and re-click on the forum post. Only happening on ipad at the mo, but increasingly annoying. Anyone else getting this?

Leger · Leger

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from ve...

Leger · Leger

Sorry folks, but as they say, better late than never. As mentioned last week here is a very similar joke to the secretary joke My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!...

MAK · MAK

Hi everyone,New to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.I found the forum by accident and was delighted to find a few posts that had exactly the information and discussion I had been looking for.I am still in the relatively early stages of planning what I hope will become a bookkeeping busine...

Leger · Leger

Well late this week, sorry about that folks Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morni...

Leger · Leger

May already, doesn't time fly. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but....

Leger · Leger

Sorry folks, I had planned to do a special over the weekend but just didn't allocate the time I needed, sorry. So a normal one this week and I'll try and do the special one on Friday (if it works). --It's my daft mate Dave's first day working in the local zoo. The Zookeeper said to him "The gorilla is on heat...

Leger · Leger

These people all changed their names when they became famous, what was their stage name? Some easy ones but a couple of hard ones as well. I'll give some extra clues on Tuesday for the ones that haven't been identified then. 1. Edward Hugh McGinnis (Comedian) 2. Francis Ethel Gumm (Film Star) 3. ...

nsmith12533 · nsmith12533

Hey folks, Came across your forum by chance and I wanted to introduce myself. When I left school I started an apprenticeship and got my level 2 AAT qualification. Unfortunately, despite having the opportunity to study up to level 4 I was young and stupid and left that job to work in security, somewhere...

GCW · GCW

Good evening all. I've stumbled across this site recently and I intend to involve myself in the forums as much as possible. By way of an introduction, my qualifications are AAT and CIMA and I've been 'qualified' via those bodies for the past ten years. I work in the housing sector as the head of a finance...

Nishant · Nishant

Hello, I am Nishant from India. I liked this forum because of the quality of discussions on accounting and book-keeping problems. I work with a company that does routine book-keeping job for all types of enterprises. Looking forward to having a great time with you all!

Cheshire · Cheshire

Maslow's theories.... discuss.

Lorry10 · Lorry10

An opportunity to say thank you. Go on, they sure deserve it. https://www.thanksamillionnhs.co.uk/

Leger · Leger

I had intended doing something a little bit different this week, but time constraints meant I couldn't set it up, delayed it a couple of days hoping to find time on Sunday but alas to no avail. I'll have a go at setting it up midweek so it's ready for next Friday, and if it works there'll be a giggle or 3 I'm s...

Shamus · Shamus

[video=https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=180...

Leger · Leger

Happy Easter folks. -- An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is...

Leger · Leger

John just bought a new rifle and he couldn't wait to try it out. He decided he would try his hand at hunting bears.On his hunting trip, John spotted a small brown bear and shot it. A couple seconds after he shot, John felt a tap on his shoulder.He turned around to see a big black bear standing there. The blac...

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	Weekend Fun 13.6.20 (Preview) My daft mate Dave has applied to be a detective. At the interview he was asked what 1 + 1 is."Eleven", he replied.The Interviewer thinks to himself, "Thats not what I wanted, but I guess he's right!""What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks."Today and Tomorrow", he replied.The sheri...	Leger	2	1345	Tue Jun 16 09:58 2020 by Cheshire
	Friday Fun 29.5.20 (Preview) Was speaking to my mate earlier and was reminded off a couple of jokes. Bloke walks into a chippy and said "I want some fing fish and chips. The friar ignores him and the bloke repeats it. The friar looks up, annoyed, and said "Where's your manners young man?" The bloke says "I want some f*ing f...	Leger	6	2257	Thu Jun 4 09:48 2020 by Casu
	BKN forum image - issue (Preview) Seems to be that time! The BKN logo looks like it needs renewing again.	Cheshire	8	2158	Tue Jun 2 08:41 2020 by Cheshire
	Really annoying advertising (Preview) Everytime I click on a post I get an advert popping up, I have to back out and re-click on the forum post. Only happening on ipad at the mo, but increasingly annoying. Anyone else getting this?	Cheshire	4	1893	Wed May 27 13:05 2020 by Leger
	Bank Holiday Fun 26.5.20 (Preview) The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from ve...	Leger	2	1332	Tue May 26 10:54 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 15.5.20 (Preview) Sorry folks, but as they say, better late than never. As mentioned last week here is a very similar joke to the secretary joke My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!...	Leger	7	1658	Thu May 21 15:03 2020 by VinceH
	Hi to everyone (Preview) Hi everyone,New to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself.I found the forum by accident and was delighted to find a few posts that had exactly the information and discussion I had been looking for.I am still in the relatively early stages of planning what I hope will become a bookkeeping busine...	MAK	10	2062	Tue May 19 09:32 2020 by Rachel19
	Friday Fun 8.5.20 (Preview) Well late this week, sorry about that folks Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morni...	Leger	4	1296	Tue May 12 08:59 2020 by Artois
	Friday Fun 1.5.20 (Preview) May already, doesn't time fly. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but....	Leger	6	1602	Fri May 8 12:28 2020 by Leger
	Friday Fun 24.4.20 (Preview) Sorry folks, I had planned to do a special over the weekend but just didn't allocate the time I needed, sorry. So a normal one this week and I'll try and do the special one on Friday (if it works). --It's my daft mate Dave's first day working in the local zoo. The Zookeeper said to him "The gorilla is on heat...	Leger	5	1431	Tue Apr 28 19:07 2020 by Leger
	Who am I or what am I? An Easter Quiz (Preview) These people all changed their names when they became famous, what was their stage name? Some easy ones but a couple of hard ones as well. I'll give some extra clues on Tuesday for the ones that haven't been identified then. 1. Edward Hugh McGinnis (Comedian) 2. Francis Ethel Gumm (Film Star) 3. ...	Leger	21	2594	Mon Apr 27 11:34 2020 by Cheshire
	Hi everyone (Preview) Hey folks, Came across your forum by chance and I wanted to introduce myself. When I left school I started an apprenticeship and got my level 2 AAT qualification. Unfortunately, despite having the opportunity to study up to level 4 I was young and stupid and left that job to work in security, somewhere...	nsmith12533	6	1421	Mon Apr 27 11:31 2020 by Cheshire
	Introduction (Preview) Good evening all. I've stumbled across this site recently and I intend to involve myself in the forums as much as possible. By way of an introduction, my qualifications are AAT and CIMA and I've been 'qualified' via those bodies for the past ten years. I work in the housing sector as the head of a finance...	GCW	10	1516	Sat Apr 25 10:11 2020 by Cheshire
	Hello There (Preview) Hello, I am Nishant from India. I liked this forum because of the quality of discussions on accounting and book-keeping problems. I work with a company that does routine book-keeping job for all types of enterprises. Looking forward to having a great time with you all!	Nishant	6	2338	Wed Apr 22 08:42 2020 by Casu
	About time we had an intellectual discussion. (Preview) Maslow's theories.... discuss.	Cheshire	39	3754	Wed Apr 22 08:35 2020 by Casu
	Thank the NHS (Preview) An opportunity to say thank you. Go on, they sure deserve it. https://www.thanksamillionnhs.co.uk/	Lorry10	8	1999	Mon Apr 20 21:45 2020 by Lorry10
	Friday Fun 17.4.20 (Preview) I had intended doing something a little bit different this week, but time constraints meant I couldn't set it up, delayed it a couple of days hoping to find time on Sunday but alas to no avail. I'll have a go at setting it up midweek so it's ready for next Friday, and if it works there'll be a giggle or 3 I'm s...	Leger	1	1213	Mon Apr 20 12:32 2020 by Shamus
	COVID-19 Humour (Preview) [video=https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=180...	Shamus	3	1378	Thu Apr 16 14:31 2020 by Jarelyn
	Friday Fun 10.4.20 (Preview) Happy Easter folks. -- An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is...	Leger	4	1421	Mon Apr 13 06:35 2020 by Artois
	Friday Fun 3.4.20 (Preview) John just bought a new rifle and he couldn't wait to try it out. He decided he would try his hand at hunting bears.On his hunting trip, John spotted a small brown bear and shot it. A couple seconds after he shot, John felt a tap on his shoulder.He turned around to see a big black bear standing there. The blac...	Leger	4	1557	Fri Apr 10 21:40 2020 by Leger
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