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Friday Fun 17.1.20
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Sorry lads and lasses, a bit late this week. An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but tha...
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Time out Q totally unrelated to the profession
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Which one is the sodding coolant tank? The bigger of the two? Handbook useless!!
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Friday Fun 10.1.20
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Once upon a time there was a baby bunny. This bunny had never ventured beyond the fence around the field its warren was in. One evening, just after dusk, the bunny was nibbling on the grass by the fence and looking longingly at all the really lush grass and dandelions in the field over the road. Now this ro...
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New Year Quiz
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A mix of general knowledge and questions relating to 2019. Answers on Thursday 2nd January. 1. In April, what major change occurred in relation to a certain tax. 2. what major financial event didn't take place in 2019 3. Regarding Brexit, which were the two extended exit dates in 2019? 4. ...
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Friday Fun 3.1.20
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Young Johnny balloon wanted to watch the late night horror film but his parents weren't happy. After much pleading they relented but warned him. If you get scared and have nightmares, don't come running to our bed. Young Johnny watched the film,and sure enough woke up in the middle of the night from a n...
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Christmas Quiz
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It's that time of year again, see how many you can get right. There's a trick question in there so be careful 1. Which country donates the Christmas tree in Trafalgar Square (extra point for the city)? 2. Which monarch broadcast the first radio Christmas message (extra point for the year)? 3. Wh...
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Friday Fun 27.12.19
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The last one of 2019, for the next one I need perfect vision. To the person who stole my anti-depressant tablets, I hope you're happy with yourself. -- After 7 years in the medical profession, a good friend of mine has been struck off after sleeping with one of his patients, and can no longer work in the p...
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New Member
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Hello Everyone, I am a new member of this forum, found this forum informative so I decided to join. I am very delighted being a part of this forum. I hope forum members are also happy with my joining. Originally from Augusta and experienced accountant in Sagenext Infotech LLC. My company provides a Cl...
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Christmas Crackers
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A christmas themed joke page. Happy Christmas everyone. The AA have warned anyone travelling in icy and snowy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24hr supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery...
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Friday Fun 13.12.19
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Hi Guys, profuse apologies for the lateness. Was in Doncaster Friday, quite a hectic day, and yesterday I was in Sarf London watching Donny Rovers get beat. Shortly after the BA flight had reached it's cruising altitude, the Captain announced over the tannoy. "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome abo...
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Friday Fun 6.12.19
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Hi Guys, Mostly one liners this week, so I've added a couple more. I was talking to my mate the other day, and I said that I was thinking of getting a divorce, as my wife hadn't spoken to me in over 2 months. "I'd reconsider if I was you", he told me, "women like that are hard to find" ---. To the person who sto...
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Friday Fun 29.11.19
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A man was up in court and the charge was read out. "On the 19th July you did attack your wife with a hammer causing her actual bodily harm, how do you plead?" to which the man replied "Guilty". A man in the public gallery leapt up and shouted a name that questioned the guilty mans parentage. The man was told t...
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Friday Fun 22.11.19
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My apologies, a little bit late this week. Been in Doncaster a couple of days so didn't get chance to get it done in time. A man goes into confession and says to the priest Forgive me Father. for I have have sinned. Last night I met two nubile young ladies, invited them back to my place, and made love to them...
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Friday Fun 15.11.19
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It's that time of the week again. My girlfriend at the petrol station has dumped me and I'm very upset about it. I can't drive past there now without filling up. ---- I was doing 80 mph an hour down the motorway when a polic car attempted to stop me, so I increased my speed to 90 mph and then 100 mph. Eventu...
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Friday Fun 8th Nov 19
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A milkman was leaving his job, and was collecting his money from his customers on the final day. At the last house a rather voluptuous lady opened the door and beckoned him in. She whisked him upstairs and gave him a night to remember. The next morning the man came downstairs to find a full english break...
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Friday Fun - 1st Nov 19
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Hi Guys. This is the first of ideally a weekly feature resurrecting what Dave used to do. A few jokes and a meme of the week to liven your weekend, or not as the case may be Please feel free to add your own or contribute in any way. Jimmy's mum and Dad wanted to have a Sunday afternoon session in the bedroo...
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Sage 50c Verses Sage 50c Oct 2019
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Hi Book-Keepers Update on Sage 50 Verses Sage 50c Subscriptions Oct 2019 I have been using Sage 50 for the past 15 years, a great piece of software however Sage are now trying to get all of their customers to upgrade to Sage 50c, subscription based. Their sales team made contact with me in 2018 with...
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New member
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Hi I'm new on this forum. I've read it for a while and decided to join. The discussions held here appear to be in really professional and friendly manner . Hope this forum member will not regret to welcomimg myself . Originally from Latvia I have graduated in 2000 from Uni and has worked in finance ever...
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Hello
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Find many useful stuff from this forum and decided to join. Just would like to say hello to everyone and introduce myself a bit. I got my ACCA membership since last year, without a practising certificate. Having stayed at home for three years with children I decided to do some bookkeeping job. Not sure...
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Accountex Manchester
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Oh dear. My note to book the tickets popped up yesterday. But then when I went online to order I saw that the conference wouldve already been in full swing. Why did no-one remind me? Kind regards Billy No Mates -- Edited by Cheshire on Wednesday 11th of September 2019 09:58:43 AM
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